Click the box next to each tweet that amuses you — no limit to the number of choices. I’ll note the winner in a follow-up edition of The Picayune Sentinel. Some tweets are lightly edited to improve punctuation, diction or clarity.
If you see a plagiarized tweet, let me know via email — email@example.com — and send a link for evidence! I’ll change the attribution or make it “unknown” or attribute it to “various” sources.
If your tweet is included and you’d rather it not be or you object to how I may have edited it, let me know and I’ll remove it from the poll.
If you know the Tweet is not original with you, email me and I’ll change the attribution.
Some of the tweets are old, but if they’re new to me, then they qualify for inclusion.
Answer order is randomized in the poll each time.